No, faith; husbands are like lots in the lottery: you may draw forty blanks before you find one that has any prize in him. Ow, ow, ow! Naturally, I wanted to try it myself, so I grabbed a red one and pressed it down against the hissing lid. She didnt. Who knows what she saw in me - wearing Barry's. 89 views 0 comments monologues4actors Aug 4, 2021 2 min Unbearable Hotness, by Gabriel Davis, Beatrice monologue, 'Im more man than you.' . It never occured to me that I might not make it. You see, she stole my identity last month and racked up about three thousand dollars worth of colored rocks on my credit card on account of her psychic, Maggie, told her that she was a stone in a past life. It was a knockout; shimmering with pinks and blues, lavenders and maroons, turquoise and golds, oranges and creams. Sarah desires a life of picture-perfect glamour and excitement and has married her high school sweetheart Jimmy. MAL-I-BU BAR-BIE! Ssssh! Not even enough to support my eyeliner habit. I mean, that radiator was really hot! Had not such a piece of flesh been ordained, what had us wives been good for? Wednesday in Wheeson week, when the prince broke. All my life, all I ever wanted to be was a rock and roll star. Do you find the idea of wife-swapping distasteful?. You guys wear your tiny little t-shirts that say Princess and Diva and you act like youve got it all under control, but I know youre freaking out inside. She went years without any real incidents. Youve been around the block a few times. After a few brushes with reality, Sarah becomes dismayed with her predictable life and slips into a crippling depression. This speech is the start of a monologue play about a young man who volunteers in old peoples homes, and suffers paroxysms of love and hate for the residents. When Orlando tells her that it pains him to see this while he is without his love, Rosalind, she. I hate women who tell me they never had one. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And you know why he told me, Barney? Your registration has been updated. Monologues MENTALLY DISTURBED MALE/ FEMALE DRAMATIC 1min 35-70 YEARS OLD (To total strangers) What a beautiful wife. Them she lived with would have killed her for a hatpin, let alone a hat. I mean, youve got to let go and move on, man. Yes, Ill use every art I have to conquer this enemy of women! Do you go to sleep easily? Id say so. losing weight every week. A hilarious climax forces Blaine to decide in which world he belongs and bridge the painful gap to adulthood. I was 18 before I knew it, and my aunt, your great aunt Sandrashe waited until I was 18 to give me my list but it was kinda too late. And I cried because I didnt want to be. just to think, Cause were always together, just eating, eating, eating! When he tapped me on the shoulder in the middle of the night I thought he wanted me! The show is in the manner of Talking With or Vagina Monologues. She was in charge of suitcases filled with money and over 2,500 children throughout her work with the Zegota, helping Jews escape and find safe houses during the war. Why should she die of influenza when she come through diphtheria right enough the year before? I MEAN, IT LOOKED LIKE SOME COLOSSAL FRUITCAKE, FIVE FEET TALL . Honestly, this choosing business is so difficult. A female comedic monologue from the play Dead Man's Cell Phone by Sarah Ruhl. Yes, this fellow might be exactly what I need. Prada handbags, too. . GREEN: tiny peppermint leaves veined with chocolate . Darnell?). Had you been hanged, it would not have vexed me, for that might have been your misfortune; but to do such a mad thing by choice! . Its all her fault. PURPLE: And then the frosting . This is our monologue hub. Newly revised and expanded, the book includes the author's own assessment of each monologue. That reminds me, I dont think I ever got a piece! . shell certainly have this Gayless: nay, were she as well convinced of his poverty as I am, shed have him. Two oclock in the morning, he leans over, taps me on the shoulder and says, Ive had an affair with Charlotte Korman. Who asked him? And what lucky ladies get to share this glamorous life with me? Moving fluidly from present survivor monologues to past scenes with the troubled teen, friends and family come to terms with Rachels disease and the roles, however unwitting, that they played in her death as they learn to carry on. You can do anything you want as long as youre honest about it. Like, you never just have a minute alone. Just 9, huh? Im here so I dont need to go there. Id rather no music than music I dont really want. You might like to read Camus The Stranger, if you have not already done so. Mr. So I pressed down harder, my fingers steaming and blistering. Arent I a human being? () I knew she was always a proud sl*t; and now the wench hath played the fool and married, because forsooth she would do like the gentry. With every mouthful you just saw this look of pure gratitude crossing her face like I cant believe Im getting to eat this this is awesome. I dont enjoy hurting anybody. So he hates women? Never married, which as we know, if you were a woman, would be a curse. Because at least you dont have to have the evidence under your sweater. The poor fool. In this way, through osmosis, little droplets of contagion are being rubbed into your leathery flesh every day. Her father had depression, too. Hey, you know what!? And I was on antidepressants for a while, when I was her age. and nothing was said, and I never did it again till this year. All the time! What, youre going to go to Paris with Helen now?! What Julia doesnt know is that Dr. Nukulye has a hidden agenda driven by his own deviant sexual fetishes that have gotten him into trouble in the professional world. For every color, I imagined a taste . Well, this particular yeast infection has no respect for that over-the-counter Monistat. gigantic Viennese pastry! parcel-gilt goblet, sitting in my Dolphin-chamber, at the round table, by a sea-coal fire, upon. Venita is an African-American woman who has been ostracized from her family for marrying a white man named George. Blacktop Sky 16. What are you ashamed that we did it? Provides a variety of monologues, scenes, and audition pieces along with . What am I doing? The Adventure of the Seed, a 5-minute monologue play. In this monologue, Blaine speaks to his newborn baby about his mentally retarded sister Dale. Youd be an old maid, a spinster. Anyway, thats whats complicated. . ahhhh, the frosting! And Im buggin. She's much better than your ex-wife. Step 1: Select the amount you would like to purchase: Step 2: Send a customized personal message. This store is PCI Compliant, Please log in to begin your shopping experience. It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion, I was just totally clueless. Female, Dramatic, Teens 20s Chicago.. psycho female monologues.. Let me introduce you to my band. Oh, (chuckles into her hand ) stupid Frank wrote this. It was very late at night. It was a monument of my castoff dinners, only I hadnt built it with food. So, instead of finger-flicking that row of dominoes like I wanted, like my gut told me I should, I just counted back from ten and let a cooler being prevail, decided to come on out to the Garden State and handle it like a sister instead of a plaintiff. And everybody is in each others lives and business. 2. Theyve gone. That would be the day! Like this play? . THE BAD GUYS 14. Maybe its better if I dip it in the CHOCOLATE!! Shes alone with the coffin. He loved his state. You are now subscribed to our More Good Stuff maling list. No, no, I wont whichever comes out, so be it. (to another awkward girl) Emily, its all gonna happen for you in your thirties. A list of Shakespearean monologues categorized alphabetically by comedy, history and tragedy. . 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But then I found I missed it. Here are her picks for best teenage comedic monologues for girls and boys. Two love struck actors audition for Broadway and are confronted with questions that are afraid to answer and routines that lead them into questioning their lives. Crazy, hostile letterslike minethe ones written in crayon on butcher paper, the ones made of letters cut out of magazines. Unfortunately, Ive come to in New Jersey to confront my sister Scarlet about some recent credit-card purchases she made without my knowledge. Peter has recently hanged himself. I felt as you have felt. A monologue from the screen play by Cheri Lovedog & Robin Whitehouse. Ty is my pal, I dont begrudge her a boyfriend. 10 Comedic Monologues from Characters Suffering an Identity Crisis, 10 Monologues from Characters Seeking Approval, 10 Monologues from Characters Who Need to Apologize, 10 Monologues from Male Characters: Fathers, Brothers, and Sons, 10 Monologues for Women Who Speak Their Mind, 10 Monologues for People Who Have a Bone to Pick, 10 Great Monologues from LGBTQ-Identifying Characters, 10 Monologues for Characters Who Have Theatre on the Brain, 10 Male Monologues from Characters Dealing With Death, Top 10 Survival Tips For Your Next Tech Week. Tonight we made 13.50 each. I say lewd things. Oh, well put C not sure. And truth to tell, though hes rather stout, Mr Omelets still a fine figure of a man. But now I dont know how to act around him. . (Female, Serio-Comedic/Dramatic, 20s 40s) However, feel free to browse tips and download any public domain (free) monologues on our site. 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